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bronx tale.
Excuses to use Mean Girls Quotes
in2j:
I know that most of you have no problem finding ways to insert Mean Girls quotes into your life. Here is a quick guide:
Someone suggests a trip to Taco Bell
I can’t go to taco bell, I’m on an all-carb diet. GOD ____ you’re so stupid!
You run into someone while walking
Watch where you’re going FATASS!
You are picking up someone in your car
Get in loser, we’re going shopping.
You see a fight break out at a bar or club.
Hell, no. I did NOT leave the South Side for this
You are convincing a friend to not have sex
Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise?
You feel as if you are being defined by a single action.
Oh my God that was one time!
You want to lament your lack of a dating life.
The only guy who calls my house is Randy from Chase Visa.
You meet an Afrikaner
IF you’re from Africa, why are you white?
She asked me how to spell orange.
"She’s a tic-toc away from busting over.” - @kimjongilrimmey"
1st item i will purchase when i buy a house.
Perfection
He’s NOT perfect. YOU aren’t either, and the two of you will NEVER be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him the most you can.
He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows YOU could BREAK. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect more than he can give. Don’t analyze. SMILE when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. LOVE hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is PERFECT for YOU.
